"Life, Liberty and Dick" Wooden Sign

Founding Fathers could never.

This sign is for the patriots who believe freedom and unalienable rights should come with a little wink. Designed with classic Americana vibes, it looks straight out of 1776 – you know, if 1776 had better priorities.

Laser-etched on maple veneer and hung with twine, it’s ready to take its rightful place on your gallery wall, bedroom door, or wherever you store your sacred texts.