"In Laser Loon We Trust" Wooden Sign

Some say the laser loon is just a meme. Some, just a myth. Others know better.

This sign pays tribute to the bird, the myth, the menace – captured mid-glare as it fires a righteous beam from its divine, unblinking eye. A reimagined Minnesota state seal makes it official. 

Etched in crisp detail on maple ply and hung with twine, it’s ready for your cabin wall, office nook, or any space that needs a reminder of who’s really in charge du north.

Obey the loon. Or else.